"I play my lute menacingly."
Me, the bard, as our team interrogates a goblin we held prisoner. (via outofcontextdnd)
Dragon Age Inquisition: Companions
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bens snapchats are too real
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"King Dedede is one of my mains" said myself, and likely no one else.
girl: come over
me: do you have a dog?
girl: my parents aren’t home
me: what about your dog
(Source: papibitch, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)